File:TBS - Sunday Morning Movie Bumper - Jaws- The Revenge - 1996

Seriously, what else is there to do after gettin' so bombed outta your skull the night before that you end up havin' to explain to your boss why your picture's on the front page of Monday's paper French kissin' the fire hydrant outside Walleye's Topless Dancin' & Bait Shop?

Sure as heck ain't gonna fly marchin' into church lookin' and smellin' like you woke up in the landfill, but not to worry; cause there was always some high caliber cinematic experience just waitin' to be gawked at while you picked up the pieces of your self respect and struggled to remember how you came to have a bullfrog in your front pocket.